Robots Now Delivering VR Porn Headsets to the Terminally Lonely

"The idea to use the robots changed everything."

Special Delivery

What happens in VR in Vegas, amirite? Forget strap ons — a porn outfit called VR Bangers is helping customers strap into a brand new porn experience in Sin City.

For the curious and/or terminally lonely, the adult entertainment outfit says it's delivering smut-enabled VR headsets via delivery robots. Although the city's notorious getaways often offer adult movies for customers to purchase, according to CEO Daniel Abramovich, convincing them to store and rent VR headsets didn't fly.

"The idea to use the robots changed everything," Abramovich said in a statement. "Hotel rooms no longer have to store our VR porn, the service became completely voluntary, and still you can have your favorite VR sex scenes delivered if you don’t have your headset. We’ve even created some special scenes to ensure that they offer even greater levels of immersion and realism!"

Ready to Go

Abramovich said the wheeled robots deliver a Quest 2 headset preloaded with VR Bangers' movies, so discreetly that your neighbors won't notice a thing. Just pop the top of the robot, the company says, and you'll find everything you need.

The company says it sanitizes the headsets between use and charges about $50 for an entire day. There are five bots ready to service customers now, but Abramovich hopes to add more if the new product takes off — a fair possibility given the reasonable success that PornHub's own VR service seems to enjoy.

There's clearly a market for VR porn — just ask Keanu Reeves, who said he wouldn't mind fans having sex with his avatar in the metaverse — and if there's anywhere a delivery service like this could go bonkers, it's probably Vegas.

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